This flow chart is obviously made by a Medical doctor hating all Surgeons! :)
1. The Crazy Medical student with the Non Existent Attention Span chooses - "Emergency Medicine".
2. The Crazy Medical student with Significant Attention Span chooses - "Psychiatry".
3. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and afraid of the Light Chooses - "Radiology".
4. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Big Chooses - "Dermatology".
5. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Small Chooses - "Opthalmology".
6. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with adults chooses - "Medicine".
7. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with children chooses - "Paediatrics".
8. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whosse attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are asleep chooses - "Anaesthesia."
9. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are dead chooses - "Pathology".
10. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude is mean chooses - "Surgery".
